A couple of nights ago, I was running around SA like I always do after work. My mom asked if I could take her to HEB, not cause her legs are broken or any legit reason.. just cause she likes shopping with me. I told her I'd be home in a bit, then I got distracted at the post office and some other stuff.
She had told me that she wasn't feeling good so I called my sister to see if she was sleeping.
Kirst(my sis) says "No, but her and Casey (my brother) are getting ready to leave for HEB"
So my feelings were mildly hurt, but then again it was HEB and I'm the one that took forever and a day.
Instead of going home and doing nothing I stopped by express lube to bug the guys there for awhile.
When I got home NOBODY was cooking or had any idea what was for dinner.
I went in the kitchen and my brother did this weird shimmy dance thing and his pants hit the floor and sat there on his ankles. I looked at him and said
"DUDE GROSS pull ur pants up!"
he laughed and said "whatever i'm 18 i can do what i want"
well.... lemme tell you, two can play that game.
I pulled the draw string on my scrub pants and down came my pants. (yes.. i know i'm a dork) He looked at me and turned red.
He then goes into the living room where my mom and kirst are sitting and just stood there.
Kirst first realized Casey's pants and looked all weird at him
"OMG CASEY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? UR NASTY"
Well my mom agree'd.. mean while like two feet away from him, I'm die'n laughing cause they didn't notice mine.
When they did Kirst said "Noooo OOHHHhh nnoooo mom look at Candi! SHES DOING IT TOOO!!!!" I stood there all proud with my hands on my hips and said "uummmm.. duh only cool people wear their pants at their ankles, waists are sooo yesterday"
My mom stands up, unbuttons her pants and dropped them to her ankles... soo now just a quick recap..
We now have.. Me, my brother and my mom all standing in the living room with our pants down.
Kirst is sitting on the floor with this AWFUL look on her face.. like we killed her puppy or something. She started yelling that this is why she can't have friends over.. ohh it was funny.. then I pulled out my phone and snapped a pic... PG of course..
So there ya have it, everyones pants at their ankles and kirstin throwin a peace sign cause she couldn't be left outa the pic..
I think I would totally get along great with your family ;) they sound as awesome as youuuuu
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